Pwny Express!

Fridays are my favorite day of the week ... so much anticipation for the weekend .. get togethers with friends and celebrations .. all of which we're going to do ...

• 90:  Gruel
• 79:  Cyberx60

Well done, both of you!

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Notes

• To defeat the dungeons we're at now, we need you to check in, then click in.  The lack of a few of you ... 16 to be exact ... caused the loss of our last guild dungeon and over 1M gold.  So please .. check in a couple of times a day ... at least six hours apart .. to see if there is anything new that needs to be done.

A Lesson with Grandmaster

The Grandmaster is coming and he'll be giving a special lesson to the entire guild.  The sign-up sheet is on the hallway bulletin board.  Don't miss this exciting opportunity!

Failoc-Alypse

Haha, master of offtopic is back :D

The pic from previous post reminds me a very simple browser game made by Blizzard.

Click on the picture below to play the game.

Pwny Express!

After yesterday's little football outing and today's foggy skies, I thought we'd stay indoors, do a bit of training on the mats and then take in some good old-fashioned goulash and a hearty pint o ale to celebrate.  We've got yet another pwny trying to leap over fences and that's a reason to celebrate!

• 80:  Luiself

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Notes

• I'd like to welcome Rubberduck to the official Peanut Gallery .. you can find his comments on various posts throughout the site ... I'm thinking about a re-design for November, so perhaps I'll find a way to better follow commentary on posts.  

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• I'm trying to talk Venkman into doing a video series for the website on beers around the world.  If you'd like to see that as well ... please drop him a mail and try to coerce him.  Better yet, if you have pictures with him and a small animal ... blackmail him.

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• If you have any other ideas for posts to our website ... please give me a shout and we can get something set up.  Right now, we have
  
  • Iola ... Pwny Express (cheerleading) (mostly daily)
  • Eagle Talon ... A Bird's Eye View (Texas Tall Tales) (occasionally)
  • Zimmi ... Pwny Talk (news from the Boss) (occasionally)
  • Venkman ... Proposed video series on beer (occasional)
  • Jaxey ... War Zwn (braggery and badassery) (occasionally)
  • Kalais ... Figures, facts and interesting tidbits (occasionally)
  
  Here are two other ideas off the top of my head:  Daily humourous picture or video from the net; biographies of the Pwnies.  If someone wanted to step up, Zimmi and I would both get behind the idea.
  
  The thing is, even entertaining and witty as they are, I'd like to see more than just my posts every day.  That doesn't mean I want a daily contribution from someone, but given enough 'occasionals', it would be nice to see different authors sprinkled in between my posts.  Come help me spice up this place!

This is how I imagine Chaochao.
Cute as a button, cuddly as all get out
... and dangerous.  Note the teeth.

Pwny Express!

It's a grand day to be out and about, kicking through the leaves in the park or taking a wineskin to a football game,  Oooooo ...  or better yet ... a tailgate party!  Yea, that's the ticket!  I'll bring the smokies and Elfbane can bring the beer. We know Eagle will chatter all the way through the game, so we should just stick him behind a microphone so he can call the game.  Err .. you do know something about football, Eagle?   The rest of you can bring fixin's for the smokies .. cheese, sauerkraut, bacon bits, ketchup, mustard, relish, wasabi mayo, pickles, onions ... mmmm .. we'll sautée up those onions alongside the smokies.  And of course, if you just wanna bring beer, that's always good too!  The halftime show will feature our very own pwnies struttin' their stuff ...

• 80:  Braga
• 70: Jacx

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Notes

• Today, the Pwny Clan is level 88 collectively.  Let's keep building that momentum!

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• With the additions to Severed Tongue lately and the return of Flying Joe, we'll have our work cut out for us if we want to take away their spot in the  Top 10.  Finding and recruiting higher levels will do that for us ... we have some open spots right now.  If you hear of anyone looking .. please let Zimmi know.

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• Word is that Eagle Talon is preparing a story about a trip to the zoo with Chaochao.  He's working on clearing his throat ... and you know that takes a lot of time. 

I think Eagle Talon's Mom used to run this place.

Pwny Express!

Another day, another party.  This time, we're heading to the beach!  So grab your best Speedo, Eagle .. the rest of you can probably look as cool in normal swimwear.  Grab a stack of towels, some sun tan lotion and most importanly, a cooler full of beverages!  Once you're all situated, we'll crack open a few and toast our levelling Pwnies!

• 90:  Brunyon
• 80:  Majjy
• 60:  Pepperoni

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Notes

• Men's swimwear .. I googled a lot of 'em for that link.  Arghhh ... my eyes!  I think I need a drink ... maybe I'll have one delivered!  Yea, that's it!

 Remote controlled beer cooler.  I'm in love. ♥

Pwny Express!

Every once in a while, all good little Pwnies must get wash off the blood, cleanse themselves by frolicking in rainbows and sunshine, and eat copious amounts of candy floss to get glossy, fluffy manes.  Please join me .. we'll drink champagne and orange juice and lift our glasses to ...

• 90:  Moonshot
• 70: Veldis
• 50:  Rubberduck

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Notes

• Please be sure to check in for dungeons ... your participation can mean the difference between a win and a loss.  If we were to all sign in, Heart Warriors would be given the spanking they deserve! o.~

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